It should be Private Transport

I hate the fact that, when it rains, all those people who usually walk to work decide to take the bus instead, leaving it too crowded to find a seat. Oi, you lot, I put in the hours being lazy and taking the bus every morning.That seat is moulded to MY ass. You want to be all healthy and environmentally friendly and stuff? You can bloody well do it every day. GET OUT OF MY SEAT!
/end rant